March 2012
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Things my coworkers mentioned I couldn't do today...
• run
• drink wine
• Pretty much do anything
Plus side: My roommate took Gus outside because she didn’t want to risk me falling… Such a sweetheart.
True Confession Thursday
I am a little excited for the Pauly D spin-off… More excited if it was a Vinny and Pauly D spin-off!!!
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Update
No stitches, irrigating the wound might be more painful than my arm breaking when I was 17. Cute PA who touched my foot while walking out of my room (comforting touch not creepy touch). I get to go home or maybe work…
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Colin Hanks is on Happy Endings
Colin Hanks is on Happy Endings
Anonymous asked: Drunk texting: awesome or awesome?
Anonymous asked: The Ice Cream truck arrives with 3 options: Mickey Mouse, Baseball Glove with Baseball gum, or Red/White/Blue rocket. Which do you pick and why?
Anonymous asked: Who is cooler? Justin Bieber, Carson Daly or Toast.
bees-knees asked: oh my god, your gifs today are stellar. now it's your turn to write me a haiku. i'd like to note that this is a formal request, not a question.
ibroughtyousometoast asked: Now I'm trying to evoke tears: are you from Florida? Where from/how long/blah blah blah.
Anonymous asked: Q-Tips: still for ears?
February 2012
199 posts
welcometopublic asked: 1) What is your favorite food that could be deemed disgusting by the masses? 2) What is your favorite "coming-of-age" movie? 3) Post-it Notes or memory? 4) Your most recently discovered pet peeve? 5) Do you agree that only serial killers use pencils?
ibroughtyousometoast asked: Favorite Carson Daly Ex: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tara Reid, or Christina Aguilera on-the-low?
ibroughtyousometoast asked: What are 3 of your favorite Artists and songs on your iTunes Top 25 Most Played? What songs do you think should be there?
Anonymous asked: Does the quality of your cartwheels improve while imbibing alcohol?
Anonymous asked: Did you ever take care of your hair color, because girl, your roots? LORD.
ibroughtyousometoast asked: If I buried you in Burger King double cheeseburgers, how long would it take for you to eat your way out? How long would it take to ask for a large Dr. Pepper with no ice to assist your thirst, and how long would it take for you to give up and ask for someone to meet you halfway?
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cleverlikewhoa asked: You share a bday with Dr Seuss. The end.
ibroughtyousometoast asked: What are every day things you're really good at?
beccaannabell asked: would you rather be in big trouble with your partner, boss, or mother? what would be one good thing about being the opposite sex?
Anonymous asked: How bad is your Driver's License photo?
ibroughtyousometoast asked: Do you ever watch QVC for fun? Me either.
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I'm soooo bored.
Do I dare do this?
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Random tid-bit about my life....
I was two weeks late. I would have been a February baby.
umcanyounot:
leap year, yay.
all I keep thinking about is how we’re working an extra day this year.
I keep thinking how I have to wait an extra day for my birthday. Curses on being born the first week of March.
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This weather is ridic! I’m calling bullsh*t on it.
True Confession Tuesday
I hate yoga. I’ve tried it and just…. No
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Home today
Seriously Subway? What gives?! I pay you for sammies not stomach pains!
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Best of my quotes from Bachelor
I hope she can handle it - Ben
And by it I mean my penis - me
Does this include jumping off of things? - Lindzi
No, but it entails jumping onto things - me
School shooting in Ohio →
My heart breaks every time this happens.
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Sophia Grace and Rosie for Hosting the Oscars 2013
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I know people have good hair days
But today, I’m having a great chest day. TMI? SorryI’mnotsorry
Nope. Nope. Nope. I’m holing up in my apartment. Not driving in it. Not even attempting. Considering the last snow storm we had last year I was stuck on the interstate for AN HOUR AND A HALF because all exits were barricaded by stalled semis.
I’m buying all the booze and renting movies and not emerging until it has all been plowed.
Update:
Cool coworker brought in TAGALONG GIRL SCOUT COOKIE CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!
Hey diabetes, how are you?
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